blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 


editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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thetwerkking:

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you
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richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war


whoisnatasha:

Some girls were giving my friend and I shit for going to see The 1975 at their hotel in LA. We told Matty and this was his response. LOVE YA BABE


i have nothing better to do than write a practice essay

and im proud of how good it is coming along, best thing is i can get feedback tomorrow from my teacher so i can ace the real one on friday,



whatabeautifulsurrender whispered:

And then you become the next Corey Worthington (Google it) :P


HAHAHAHA I REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT THAT KID

i also reversed my car into a wall today and she was like ‘fuck you are an idiot’ and didnt care…


i asked my mum if she would kill me if i threw another party at home when i was home alone

she told me she doesnt give a shit and i can do whatever i want


friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do



tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy